why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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