the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hippo gnu deer
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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