If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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