Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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