id be glad to
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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