You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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