how can u be prego again
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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