Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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