1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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