shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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