I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I need moral support for this bender
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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