Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
