ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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