I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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