Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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