I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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