just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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