Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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