My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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