But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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