she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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