There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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