2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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