fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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