Me. At least after what I've been through.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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