So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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