i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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