Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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