the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
