so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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