Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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