and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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