I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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