So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
