Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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