problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Be still, my beating vagina.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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