Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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