so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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