Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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