Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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