Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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