i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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