Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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