question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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