went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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