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So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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