Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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