Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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