How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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