I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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