Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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