how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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