Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Welp...herpes.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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