She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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